Screen Rant Pitch Meetings (2017– )

Ryan George: Screenwriter, Movie Executive, Studio Executive, Executive Guy, Writer Guy, Self

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• Screenwriter : [catchphrase]  No, it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience!

• Screenwriter : [Harry Potter]  Voldemort couldn't kill him because He was saved by love? Hadn't anyone sacrificed themselves for love before this?

  Screenwriter : I guess not.

  Screenwriter : What a loveless World.

• Screenwriter : Thanks for watching that Pitch Meeting for the Academy Award Nominated "The Boss Baby". What is Life...?

• Screenwriter : Stan Lee be with you.

  Screenwriter : And also with you.

• Screenwriter : Loving you was Super Easy, Barely an Inconvienience.

• Screenwriter : I feel completely insane, I've lost my sanity, it's gone!

• Screenwriter : I've never been on a date before, nor have I ever met a human woman.

• Screenwriter : The Sunk Cost Fallacy?

  Screenwriter : It's something I read about: the more time someone invests in something, the harder a time they have quitting that thing.

• Screenwriter : Oh, you have no idea!

  Movie Executive : That's rude! I have idea!

• Screenwriter : Praise Marvel!

  Screenwriter : Praise Marvel to you as well, my Child.

• Movie Executive : Why?

  Screenwriter : I don't know!

• Screenwriter : It'll be funny because Sausages don't normally swear.

  Movie Executive : Sausages don't normally do anything.

• Movie Executive : I could've been a Doctor...

• Screenwriter : And what she has to save him from is the Whomping Willow.

  Movie Executive : Isn't that that Willow that Whomps?

  Screenwriter : It is, Sir!

• Movie Executive : A very upside-down post-coital Batman!

• Screenwriter : Hail Satan!

• Screenwriter : She gets nosebleeds when she uses her brain too hard.

  Movie Executive : Samesies!

• Screenwriter : Princess Leia is beautiful. Skin like porcelain, hair like a Continental Breakfast.

• Movie Executive : Sure, why not?

• Screenwriter : So then the engine starts to leak, so there's an explosion.

  Movie Executive : What sparks the explosion?

  Screenwriter : Just Life.

  Movie Executive : That'll get ya.

• Screenwriter : So the Movie can happen!

• Movie Executive : I don't know what's happening!

  Screenwriter : Me neither!

• Movie Executive : Well, it's better than no message, I guess...

• Screenwriter : It's like you don't hear yourself, sometimes!

• Movie Executive : I'm confused!

  Screenwriter : It certainly seems that way, Sir!

• Movie Executive : Seamen is tight!

  Screenwriter : Are!

• Movie Executive : I don't know what to think.

• Movie Executive : How did he survive?

  Screenwriter : By not dying!

  Movie Executive : That'll do it!

• Movie Executive : Ah, Convenient Uncles are tight!

  Screenwriter : They are, Sir!

• Screenwriter : Everyone's been wondering how the Rebels got their Hands on the Plans...

• Screenwriter : We're going to be making these movies until we're dead.

  Screenwriter : I already feel dead on the inside.

  Screenwriter : I forget what it feels like to have a soul.

  Screenwriter : A what?

• Screenwriter : You're saying the Former Aura adores the Foreigner?

• Screenwriter : What does that mean?

  Screenwriter : Something, probably...

• Screenwriter : And if we get stuck storywise we throw in a twist where one of them was evil the whole time, or we solve the problem with their Magic Mask Machine.

  Screenwriter : They have a Magic Mask Machine?

  Screenwriter : Yeah, yeah, yeah! It's this thing that makes a perfect mask of someone's face. And changes your teeth and height and weight and maneurisms and everything about you.

  Screenwriter : Oh, that does sound borderline magical.

  Screenwriter : Yeah, so they're all basically Mystique from X-men.

• Screenwriter : Sometimes I wander into the suburbs and end up Tranquilised.

  Screenwriter : Please stop telling me how similar to a bear you are.

• Screenwriter : I hate you! I hate all of this!

• Screenwriter : Aren't you tired of Naked Butts Dictating everything you do?

  Screenwriter : I think you're the only one struggling with that!

• Screenwriter : Oh, Unnecessarily long dramatic pauses in the middle of sentences are... Tight!

• Screenwriter : [Pokemon]  Ah, having Balls in your pocket is... nevermind.

• Screenwriter : It's like the Classic Hero's Journey, but you cut out all the middle stuff!

• Screenwriter : Wait, an Assassin hired an Assassin?

  Screenwriter : Yeah, an Assassin hired an Assassin and then followed the Assassin to supervize the Assassination and then Assassinated the Assassin when the Assassination went wrong.

  Screenwriter : Oh, okay, I'm pretty sure that doesn't make sense but you said the word Assassin so much that I'm all thrown off and I'm just going to go with it.

• Screenwriter : I don't want to toot my own horn or anything, but Shakespeare can suck it, I'm the greatest writer now!

  Screenwriter : Oh, Dethroning Shakespeare is tight!

• Screenwriter : If someone's not useful to me anymore, why would I keep them alive?

  Screenwriter : You're talking about Screenwriting right now, aren't you?

  Screenwriter : Wouldn't you like to know!

  Screenwriter : Security!

• Screenwriter : Art Therapy is very effective.

• Screenwriter : I have to say, it feels like a lot of the main characters are getting sidelined.

  Screenwriter : Well, you asked me to shove 75 main characters into a single movie, you sick bastard!

  Screenwriter : I did do that.

  Screenwriter : I haven't slept since 2015 and I hate you so much.

• Movie Executive : Turds in the Wind are tight!

  Screenwriter : How do you already have an opinion about Turds in the Wind?

  Movie Executive : My Cat's Litter Box is next to a Fan.

• Screenwriter : What awful things happened to you as a kid?

  Screenwriter : You couldn't possibly imagine, Sir!

• Screenwriter : No, it's going to be Super Easy, barely an Inconvenience!

  Screenwriter : Hey, I say that!

  Screenwriter : Huh?

  Screenwriter : I've never heard you say that!

• Screenwriter : I think we need to recast the Character.

  Screenwriter : You don't think Pierce Brosnan is gritty?

  Screenwriter : I think he looks like a comfortable turtleneck came to life!

  Screenwriter : He does look like he gives great hugs!

• Screenwriter : Eyeballs that bleed for no reason are tight!

  Screenwriter : Have you encountered those before?

  Screenwriter : Yes.

• Screenwriter : That's just some of my Non-Chocolate money I got for reasons unrelated to Chocolate.

• Screenwriter : Ah, Money is tight!

  Screenwriter : Really, you want me to help you out?

• Screenwriter : Wouldn't people see him climbing through the building's many windows?

• Screenwriter : The Primary Threat of this movie is solved by something we're not going to explain until the next movie?

  Screenwriter : Yeah, exactly.

  Screenwriter : That's super Evil of you, I love it!

  Screenwriter : Thank you!

• Screenwriter : Mary Poppins is tight!

• Screenwriter : Women are trophies!

  Screenwriter : What?

• Screenwriter : So you're manufacturing a ticking clock narrative where there doesn't need to be one?

  Screenwriter : Yes, Sir, I am. Please pay me for this!

  Screenwriter : Oh, I will.

• Screenwriter : Finding excuses for our sloppy work is tight!

• Screenwriter : And at the same time, but in the Future...

• Screenwriter : You're an idiot.

• Screenwriter : What did the Dog do?

• Screenwriter : Pandering in Mandarin is tight!

• Screenwriter : I think you might have had a weird childhood.

• Screenwriter : You have the Voice of an Angel.

• Screenwriter : There's Bustopher Jones who sings about his name and gets hit in the Groin!

  Screenwriter : That is Comedic!

• Screenwriter : Adding Random Owls into things is Tight!

• Screenwriter : Being oblivious to innuendo is tight!

• Screenwriter : So I was thinking...

  Screenwriter : Nice!

• Screenwriter : I need to start filtering some of the things I say are tight.

• Screenwriter : Wow, the stakes are so low, I feel nothing!

• Screenwriter : Could we have it be more consistent?

  Screenwriter : No.

  Screenwriter : Ah, dang it.

• Screenwriter : Nice!

  Screenwriter : Nice.

  Screenwriter : Nice.

  Screenwriter : Nice.

  Screenwriter : Nice.

• Screenwriter : Nothing really matters.

• Movie Executive : [repeated dialog]  Why?

  Screenwriter : Because!

• Movie Executive : [repeated dialog]  Why?

  Screenwriter : Unclear!

• Screenwriter : I'm going to need you to get all the way off of my back about that.

  Movie Executive : Okay, let me get off of that thing.

• Movie Executive : There's nothing evil about that.

  Screenwriter : Yes but he's going to look evil the whole time he's doing it. He's going to do that thing where he drapes his coat over his shoulders.

  Movie Executive : Ew, only super Evil people do that!

• Screenwriter : Whoops!

  Movie Executive : Whoopsie!

• Movie Executive : Burning to Death is fatal!

  Screenwriter : Yeah, it is!

• Movie Executive : Oh, immediately reversing your convictions is tight!

  Screenwriter : No, it's not.

  Movie Executive : I agree.

• Movie Executive : Wow, wow, wow. Wow, wow.

• Screenwriter : We're going to have a guy who recharges his arms.

  Movie Executive : Is that a thing?

  Screenwriter : It is now!

• Movie Executive : The Jedi's so nice they Knighted him twice!

• Movie Executive : What is going on?

  Screenwriter : I don't know. Things, for sure.

• Screenwriter : [Polar Express]  So this guy says "It doesn't matter where a Train is going, what matters is that you get on."

  Movie Executive : What? Of course it matters!

  Screenwriter : I know, yeah.

  Movie Executive : What's this guy talking about?

• Screenwriter : Don't think about it too much, I didn't.

• Movie Executive : [Tenet]  Oh, very mind-bendy!

• Movie Executive : [nosebleed of intense confusion] 

• Movie Executive : Hulk Dogs? He's off to fight Hulk Dogs?

  Screenwriter : Yeah, one of them's a French Poodle!

• Screenwriter : Then they deploy the Containment Foam.

  Movie Executive : I'm sorry, I thought you said "Containment Foam".

  Screenwriter : Yeah, that's right, those are words that I said.

• Movie Executive : Oh, sounds like we're ready for more Hulk Action.

  Screenwriter : And then Hulk is going to stare at some fungus, he's going to stare at it!

  Movie Executive : Ok, yeah.

  Screenwriter : And then Bruce calms down due to the Power of Love, or something.

  Movie Executive : Yes, that has been known to solve problems in movies, yes.

• Screenwriter : And then there's a string of coincidences that lead us to the end of the Movie.

• Screenwriter : And then he squeezes some boobs and goes fishing.

  Movie Executive : Whose boobs?

  Movie Executive : Just some big, alien Sea Cow.

• Screenwriter : Jacob has muscles, now, so he has value as a Human Being and can be a Love Interest!

• Movie Executive : Which one is Rosalie, again?

  Screenwriter : She's one of the Vampires, Sir, I'm almost sure of it!

• Movie Executive : I can't help feeling this is putting some weird messages out into the World.

  Screenwriter : Messages of Love!

  Movie Executive : Daaah!

• Movie Executive : That flashback would make a better Movie than the Movie it's in, do you think that's a bad sign?

• Screenwriter : Why are you Producers so obsessed with killing that guy?

  Movie Executive : Killing Sean Bean is tight!

  Screenwriter : Fair enough.

• Movie Executive : That seems overly complicated.

  Screenwriter : Oh, yes, very much so!

• Screenwriter : So, Han Solo is on his way to Celebrate Life Day...

  Movie Executive : Life Day? What's that?

  Screenwriter : A thing!

  Movie Executive : Oh, things are tight!

• Movie Executive : And that's going to happen because?

  Screenwriter : And that's going to happen because!

  Movie Executive : I meant that more as a question.

• Screenwriter : And then they teleport into space, walk into a Portal of Light and then worship at the Tree of Life.

  Movie Executive : I thought I finally had a grasp on this thing...

• Movie Executive : It's all connected!

• Screenwriter : What if Big Monkey punch Big Reptile?

  Movie Executive : And vice versa?

  Screenwriter : Yeah, and vice versa too!

• Movie Executive : Why would a Robot crack jokes?

• Screenwriter : You want me to do this to sell toys to kids, don't you?

  Movie Executive : Well...

  Screenwriter : It's okay, this Movie is just a big commercial, anyway!

  Movie Executive : I love you.

  Screenwriter : Oh, stop!

• Movie Executive : Oh, impossible baby memories are tight!

• Screenwriter : Subject Change!

• Movie Executive : Delicious Cities are tight!

• Movie Executive : Stretching things out is Tight!

• Movie Executive : Why would you build an Android with growing hair?

  Screenwriter : Unclear!

• Screenwriter : Guns, Boobs, America, Victory!

• Screenwriter : If Gandalf was with the Dwarves all the time he'd be able to solve all their problems, so we've got to sideline this Beardy-Boy!

• Screenwriter : A Plane is a Plane.

  Movie Executive : That sentence is not technically wrong.

• Screenwriter : Yeah, Incest and Boobs and Violence...

• Movie Executive : Wow, why don't they use that to solve all their problems?

  Screenwriter : Apparently it's hard to make.

  Movie Executive : Why don't they take some Felix Felicis and then set out to make more Felix Felicis?

  Screenwriter : Get off my back about it, Sir!

• Movie Executive : Ah, the Taxation of Trade Routes to Outlying Star-Systems is Tight.

• Screenwriter : [Luke]  Do you have a moment to talk about Our Lord and Savior, the Light Side of the Force?

• Movie Executive : Inexplicable Accents are Toight!

• Screenwriter : They look at each other, so they're in Love now.

• Movie Executive : Screw it. Okay.

• Screenwriter : You know, get some Social Commentary going on!

  Movie Executive : So what's the Commentary?

  Screenwriter : Well, wouldn't it look Cool?

• Screenwriter : Time is a manmade construct and everything is meaningless!

• Movie Executive : Why did they fake her death?

  Screenwriter : Because!

  Movie Executive : That works!

• Movie Executive : That sounds like a bad idea but the way you said it was kind of wise, so I'm on board.

• Screenwriter : Shall I change it?

  Movie Executive : No, sounds like hard work.

  Screenwriter : Working sucks.

  Movie Executive : Oh, yeah!

• Movie Executive : Being tortured to Madonna Music is Tight! I don't even know what I meant by that one! Somethings not right up here...

• Screenwriter : Wait, what? No! Why?

• Movie Executive : Solving problems by licking things is tight!

  Screenwriter : I never want to hang out with you!

• Movie Executive : Tell me more about this Sipho Dias?

  Screenwriter : No!

• Screenwriter : Yes, but America!

  Movie Executive : Good point.

• Screenwriter : The Former Aura's an Aura once more!

• Movie Executive : That almost sounds like something a Human would say!

• Movie Executive : Those things may as well happen.

• Movie Executive : Oh, Sudden Baboons are tight!

• Movie Executive : Cold lets you know when it's cold!

• Movie Executive : Picturing Owen Wilson on a Jetski is tight!

• Screenwriter : We're not the Same Person! I have Glasses!

• Screenwriter : And then they all escape down The River of Questionable Physics!

• Screenwriter : There really isn't anywhere else the Story can go.

• Screenwriter : I don't think anything matters!

  Movie Executive : Interesting Worldview!

• Screenwriter : Those are very good questions, Sir, and I'm glad you asked! Anyway...

• Movie Executive : Why?

  Screenwriter : Because of one of his vague Motivations!

• Screenwriter : Irrelevant!

• Movie Executive : Metacraps are Tight!

• Screenwriter : And then he sacrifices himself to save the day!

  Movie Executive : Does he crap his pants? You know, pay off the IBS thing?

  Screenwriter : What you mean like Chekov's Bowel?

• Movie Executive : What happened to the Unobtainium?

  Screenwriter : They were unable to obtain it.

• Movie Executive : Is that a joke, or just saying something?

• Movie Executive : Feeling smart is tight!

  Screenwriter : It's a great feeling, Sir, doesn't matter if its true or not!