Henry Danger (TV Series)
Up the Stairs! (2018)
Cooper Barnes: Captain Man, Ray Manchester
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[sweaty and exhausted, Ray and Henry learn that the elevator's fixed]
Henry Hart , Ray Manchester : [bolting in different directions] What are you doing? I'm going...
Henry Hart : ...down!
Ray Manchester : ...up!
Henry Hart , Ray Manchester : Wh-what are you, stupid?
Ray Manchester : Kid, it is stupid to go down!
Henry Hart : Man, it is stupid to go up!
Ray Manchester : Henry, listen to me, okay? Junk-N-Stuff is up there, okay? It's up! Up! Up!
Henry Hart : Yeah I know but the elevator's fixed now, okay, and it's downstairs in the Man Cave! It's down! It's down! It's down!
Ray Manchester : So?
Henry Hart : So, we're gonna go downstairs, we're gonna get in the elevator, and we're gonna go up to Junk-N-Stuff! Come on, let's go.
Ray Manchester : Dude, we're on floor number 195, so we only have, like, fifty more to go!
Henry Hart : Yeah, but it's way easier to go down than up!
Ray Manchester : You FOOL!
Henry Hart : Oh, my God.
Ray Manchester : You would rather go down a hundred ninety-five floors than up fifty?
Henry Hart : Yeah, I would, because it's easier and faster!
Ray Manchester : Why?
Henry Hart : Because gravity!
Ray Manchester : What?
Henry Hart : Yeah, gravity, man! Gravity is our friend!
Ray Manchester : Okay, well, good luck to you and your new GRAVITY GIRLFRIEND!
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[Captain Man and Kid Danger return to the Man Cave after making a fast food run while in uniform]
Charlotte Page : Did you guys NOT get my text messages?
Kid Danger : [checking his phone] Text messages? Lemme see...
Captain Man : [checking his phone] Uh, I got one from you, like, last week, I think?
Kid Danger : Oh, here it is. Here's one from you. It might be in here.
Captain Man : No, here's one from you. It might be in here.
[not fussed, Captain Man and Kid Danger head to the table to eat their food]
Charlotte Page : UGH! I texted you guys 'cause I got a call on the emergency hotline from the Sweelview Airport. Some five-year-old child climbed into the cockpit of a big jet airplane and drove it all the way to Toys Plus.
Kid Danger : What? Uhhhh...
Captain Man : Oh, yeah!
Kid Danger , Captain Man : [reading identical messages on their cell phones] Urgent. Child in danger.
Kid Danger : Blah blah blah blah blah.
Captain Man : Hurry. Time is running out. Hello.
Kid Danger , Captain Man : Why aren't you responding? Are you seeing my texts? Hello!