- Mark Bowman: It's almost like stealing people's data and giving it to a hyper-intelligent AI as part of an unregulated tech monopoly was a bad thing.
- Furby: Behold! The Twilight of Man!
- [holding Monchi who is dressed like a cop]
- Katie Mitchell: [as Monchi] I'm here to bust criminals and lick my own butt. And I'm all out of criminals.
- Katie Mitchell: My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took a while to figure myself out.
- Linda Mitchell: [appears through a bright light] I have made the metal ones pay for their crimes.
- Aaron Mitchell: [chuckles] Mom's scary now.
- Rick: Run!
- [the Mitchell family, and two Pal Max robots, starts running away from the World Largest Furby]
- Giant Furby: [translated from Furbish] So be it... Let the dark harvest begin!
- Rick Mitchell: [monotone] Beep bop boop. I am a robot.
- Eric: All due respect, that's an offensive stereotype.
- Giant Furby: [shrieking] I will avenge my fallen children!
- [Katie is watching video footage of Rick moving out of the log cabin he built himself]
- Linda Mitchell: [off-camera] Oh, honey, I know it's hard.
- [Rick moves from facing the cabin to playing with baby Katie]
- Rick Mitchell: No. This is easy.
- Aaron Mitchell: Hi, would you like to talk to me about dinosaurs? No? Okay, thank you.
- [crosses out a name in a phone book and dials the next one]
- Aaron Mitchell: Hi, would YOU like to talk to me about dinosaurs?
- [repeated line]
- Aaron Mitchell: Raptor bash?
- Katie Mitchell: Raptor bash.
- [they both fist-bump and hiss like raptors]
- Katie Mitchell: [approaching an abandoned mall] Oh my gosh - this is like 'Dawn of the Dead!'
- Rick Mitchell: [sarcastic] Yeah, and how'd that movie end?
- Linda Mitchell: That's my Katie! Are you eating enough? How's classes? Are you and Jade official and will you be bringing her home for Thanksgiving?
- Katie Mitchell: Easy, mom. It's only been a few weeks!
- Dirk: [walking by Katie's dorm room] Thanks again for saving the world, K-Bones!
- Katie Mitchell: [shoots fingerguns] No problem, Dirk.