iZombie (TV Series)

And He Shall Be a Good Man (2018)

Jessica Harmon: Dale Bozzio

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Quotes 

• Vampire Steve : Dearly beloved, we are here to get through this thing called personalized wedding vows.

  Officer Harris : Boo.

  Dale Bozzio : They're really short.

  [Crowd cheers] 

  Dale Bozzio : I, Dallas Anne Bozzio, promise to care for Clive Babineaux only in health because we'll be zombies, so we won't get sick.

  [Crowd laughes] 

  Dale Bozzio : And... though we can't have kids, I will attempt to bring magic and a sense of wonder into our marriage. And if you're still missing kids, I'll let you spank me from time to time.

  [More laughter] 

  Vampire Steve : That's beautiful. Clive?

  Clive Babineaux : I, Clive Babineaux, promise... to spank you only until I hear the safe word.

  [Dale giggles] 

  Clive Babineaux : Though for the life of me, I can't remember us having a safe word. I promise to never make you feel sad that I'll have to eat brains... and that I won't be a father. This is my choice. I... want to be your husband more than some entitled Minecraft-playing brat's dad.

• Dale Bozzio : Maybe it's a sign. Maybe we should wait.

  Clive Babineaux : Ravi's phone call is a sign?

  Dale Bozzio : Yeah.

  Clive Babineaux : Didn't we talk about this all night?

  [Phone buzzes] 

  Clive Babineaux : Ravi, again.

  Dale Bozzio : Waiting until marriage doesn't sound even a little bit sexy?

  [Clive sighs, Dale's phone rings] 

  Dale Bozzio : Hello?

  [Turns to Clive] 

  Dale Bozzio : It's God. He says we should wait.