Don Brown: Vitalstatistix
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Quotes
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Getafix : We shall return home when I've seen the last of the druids.
Asterix : [Snaps] Oh, I can't believe this! We've been trudging all over Gaul with our stupid little crib notes for weeks! Not one of these guys is good enough!
Vitalstatistix : Asterix, don't get upset.
Asterix : I am not upset! Just like you, I can stumble and fall.
[Pretends to fall]
Asterix : Oop! Ow! See that? I almost fell down. That's it, I'm done. I need a replacement. There. Meet my successor. The new first warrior of our village! Here's your dagger. And your helmet too and your potion.
Geriatrix : Hmm? - What was that? But by Teutates...
Asterix : You have a good time now. I'll be doing something else! 'Cause I'm good and fed up with the indomitables who can't see beyond their own moustaches! Obelix, are you coming?
Obelix : No Mister Asterix I'm very much not coming! I'm not following a little man who chooses an old fogey to replace him over his so-called bestest buddy! Fare ye well, Mister Asterix!
[Asterix is shocked over Obelix defying him and leaves]
Vitalstatistix : Asterix, Asterix, don't be foolish! Come on! Please, Getafix, do something!
Getafix : Asterix is free to go. My quest is not over. And if you choose not to follow me, I will understand. And I will climb up the mountain without you.
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Vitalstatistix : [Cholerix has just demonstrated his spell] I'm not an expert or anything, and sure, it's nice to look at, but... what's its use, exactly?
Getafix : It has none... It has no use at all!
Getafix : [gets up and approaches Cholerix] Young Cholerix, will you be my successor?
Cholerix : ...I will.
