Michael Adamthwaite: Cholerix
Quotes
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Vitalstatistix : [Cholerix has just demonstrated his spell] I'm not an expert or anything, and sure, it's nice to look at, but... what's its use, exactly?
Getafix : It has none... It has no use at all!
Getafix : [gets up and approaches Cholerix] Young Cholerix, will you be my successor?
Cholerix : ...I will.
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Pectine : [Cholerix is preparing the potion while Demonix observes] Wait, wait, you can't! He mustn't see you doing it!
Cholerix : I'm trying to save the village!
Demonix : Calm down, little girl, I'm almost done here.
[inspects the potion]
Demonix : What an interesting formula, yet so simple. Could it possibly be missing... a final ingredient! *The* final ingredient!
Cholerix : What final ingredient?
Demonix : The final ingredient to the magic potion! What is it?
Cholerix : He didn't tell me anything about that!
Demonix : How could you not know Getafix has a final ingredient for the potion which he mixes in at the last minute? Did he not mention it? You are such a fool! It means he didn't trust you!
[starts digging through the bag of ingredients]
Demonix : Getafix must have gathered it! What's left in the bag? Something you haven't put in the pot! Could it be this? Or this? Yes, for sure, it must be this! By Teutates it has to be in here somewhere!
[starts throwing in ingredients at random]
Demonix : What could that old maniac possibly stick in this blasted potion?
[stares at the now ruined potion]
Demonix : ...You ruined it on purpose, you treacherous imp!
[attacks Cholerix]
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Cholerix : [Shows Demonix his spell for separating mistletoe berries] ... You're not that convinced, are you?
Demonix : I am. It's not bad. Not bad at all.
Cholerix : Not bad, but...?
Demonix : But it's conventional. No bright lights, no flourish. The Getafix I know will not come this far for some potion that sorts out mistletoe berries, convenient as it may be. It is Getafix we're talking about.
Cholerix : I thought you said you'd never met him in your life...?
Demonix : *No one* knows him better than I.
