Honest Trailers (TV Series)

The Blade Trilogy (2018)

Jon Bailey: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : Starring:

  [Wesley Snipes as Blade] 

  Narrator : White Men Can't Slay;

  [Kris Kristofferson as Whistler] 

  Narrator : Suck Dynasty;

  [Vampire with impaled object in its forehead] 

  Narrator : Vampire Weakened;

  [Norman Reedus as Scud in Blade II] 

  Narrator : Daryl? What are you doing here?;

  [Ryan Reynolds as Hannibal King in Blade: Trinity] 

  Narrator : Fratpool;

  [Parker Posey as Danica Talos in Blade: Trinity] 

  Narrator : Where's His Busy Bee?;

  [Ron Perlman as Reinhardt in Blade II] 

  Narrator : Hellboyz 2 Men;

  [Triple H as Jarko Grimwood in Blade: Trinity] 

  Narrator : I've Got Two Character Appropriate Words For Ya;

  [Jessica Biel as Abigail Whistler in Blade: Trinity] 

  Narrator : Bielby Driver; Techno

  [montage of techno music] 

  Narrator : ; Vampires Throwing Children at Blade and Then Running Away

  [montage of shots] 

  Narrator : ; and Hot Topic.

  Drake : You sell vampire merchandise?

  Shopkeeper : Yeah. Look around. We might have a few things...

  Narrator : [Honest title appears]  What He Slew In The Shadows.