Margaret: Alice. Alice. Alice! Will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson?
[Alice wakes up from the dream she was having]
Alice: Oh, God! Time-traveling, and the Mad Hatter's a dramatic character, and the end of the world because of a tart...
Margaret: Alice, what in the flaming ass are you talking about?
Alice: Oh, I'm sorry. But, you see, Tim Burton said...
Margaret: Tim Burton? No one's going to remember his later films. Half of them are flops. Even the ones he produced.
Alice: Oh. Then, I guess, like me, people are waking up and seeing the stories that really last.
Margaret: Whatever. Come now, it's time for 'Duck Dynasty'.
[Alice and her sister start to walk home]
Alice: But this world was called Underland.
Margaret: It sounds stupid.
Alice: And it had a breakdancing Mad Hatter.
Margaret: You're talking like a moron.
Alice: And there was a lot of discussion about home ownership.
Margaret: Shut up, now.
Alice: And I was in a mental institution.
Margaret: Well, now that I believe.
Alice: And we killed God knows how many people just to make an awkward actor happy.
Margaret: I swear to Jesus, Alice, I will strangle you with my bonnet if you don't stop your goddamn yapping!