User Reviews

If you saw my headline on top and by the fact that your viewing this films site you already should know the name Lucifer Valentine and his famous "Vomit Gore" movies. Which by the way I'm not a fan of in the slightest. But even with me not being a fan I have to give the man credit and say that atleast the feel of the movies make for an uncomfortable experience. And the gore is usually pretty well done! But now I give you this Lucifer Valentine wanna be in Samhel. This movie for example tries to do the same motions of a Valentine film. Alternative model, check. Slowed down dialogue, check. Said model self harming herself, check. And of course the annoyingly jarring music, check. All we were missing was the vomit and good gore. Atleast I can say this thing only lasted about 30 mins so that's a positive. And the girl got naked so there's that. Besides that (and I can't believe I'm saying this) watch a Lucifer Valentine movie instead of this crap! If this is the kind of entertainment your Interested in then you might as well go to the source. Or watch a good movie instead. Neither Valentine or Samhel know how to make those. These guys are just fetish porn aficionados.