- Steve McGarrett: Noelani, I had no idea you were so, uh... you were such a big fan of dogs.
- Dr. Noelani Cunha: What? Come on, me? Pfft. Huge fan. Like, massive. Big-time.
- Steve McGarrett: Huh.
- Dr. Noelani Cunha: Okay, fine. Look, there's this really cute guy that I see at the Blue Tree Cafe most days before work, and I always hear him talking to the barista about his rescue dogs and, well, I needed an in.
- Steve McGarrett: Okay, so Eddie was your wingman.
- Dr. Noelani Cunha: It's pathetic, right?
- Steve McGarrett: No, it's not pathetic. I won't tell anyone. Come on. Did it work?
- Dr. Noelani Cunha: Actually, we're having drinks in a couple hours.
- Steve McGarrett: Boom. So, no. It's not pathetic. It's awesome. I thought, uh, your generation only met people on those dating apps.
- Dr. Noelani Cunha: I'm old school.
- Lou Grover: Why am I here?
- Gerard Hirsch: There's been a terrible crime.
- Lou Grover: You mean the woman who got stabbed during the break-in here? You know, the Honolulu Police Department investigates such crimes.
- Gerard Hirsch: I'm not talking about the murder. This is a different crime.
- Lou Grover: Oh.
- Gerard Hirsch: Oh, and actually, she was stabbed thirteen times. There was blood all over the place. It was like "The Shining" in here. But thanks to Crime Clean, you could never tell, right?
- Lou Grover: It's about to be "The Shining" up in here again if you don't get to the point.
- Gerard Hirsch: Boom.
- Lou Grover: What dou mean "boom"?
- Gerard Hirsch: Boom.
- Lou Grover: Two paintings. So what?
- Gerard Hirsch: So, they're not just any paintings. These are old masters. Part of a collection that went missing during World War II.
- Lou Grover: And it looks like somebody found 'em. So what?
- Gerard Hirsch: When I say "went missing", it's a synonym for "stolen".
- Lou Grover: Why don't you just say "stolen"?
- Kamekona: My man Hirsch told me you might have come across some stolen art at a crime scene.
- Lou Grover: Oh, he did, did he?
- Kamekona: [pushing Hirsch out of his seat] Move over.
- [sitting down]
- Kamekona: Yes, he did. So what are we gonna do about it?
- Lou Grover: We? Pardon me, but I was unaware that "we" would be discussing an ongoing investigation.
- Kamekona: Why not?
- Lou Grover: Well... first starters, it's none of your damn business.