User Reviews

So this film wanted to be a slasher and a teen party movie.

They split their focus so much that they ended up making both parts bad.

The acting was pretty bad from everyone,it has a generic revenge story.

I don't think it's worth a watch atm.

Very shaky cameras, quick pans in/out, 2 unconnected stories; one with no resolution, bimbo Head detective that was a horrible stand-in; I mean actress, quick kills that no-one seemed to be concerned about, lots of T&A jumping around, timeline made no sense, love Lala Kent but she wasn't exciting and has short one liners at a monotone voice. She is fun to watch on VANDERPUMP RULES. Very predictable to a lame "past event". Luckily I don't have to worry about money or I would be upset to lose the 8.50 I paid. This is more of a Netflix made silly slasher movie. Looks, plastic hoes, alcohol, drugs, is really the theme. Are there men in this movie? Lol

An ex UFC fighter and a bunch of wannabe famous instagram models team up to create this dumpster fire of a movie.

Absolute trash.

I thought Randy Couture this oughta be funny. God this was awful. That Lala is the worst actress I've ever seen. I was like who the hell would hire her to act. Then I saw that her boyfriend is a producer on this film. Too funny. God what a wreck.

The camera work was all over the place it was really confusing. Acting was not great as well. It looked like a high school student made a movie using imovie.

I was hoping for more but was let down. Turned the movie off before it was over due to the shaky camera and poor story line. Teen girls running around half naked, drunk and druged out with a few SHORT scenes of murder which only lasted a couple of seconds each sums up this awful movie. I love Vanderpump Rules but LALA KENT acting was dull and not what I would expect after watching her on the show.

So I will begin saying that all the negative reviews are totally fair. I'm a super big fan of super low budget outsider-ish films and I think this sort of fits in that category. It feels like if Harmony's korines Spring Breakers met Sorority Row and took out all the artistic integrity and most of the budget. Watch the trailer and you'll get a sense of what you're in for, and if you can dig it then it's a fun ride. Feels like an MTV made for tv film from the early 2000s. I saw it a month or 2 ago so I forget a lot of the plot but I remember being fairly intrigued. Sadly there's not a lot of gore. Also, Mia Rose Frampton, who plays Beck, was a really fun and great character. This wasn't a good movie. But it was wicked cool, interesting, and something you won't see everyday. If that sounds cool, then you'll dig it!

I think many of the 3 and lower ratings for this movie are just too harsh.

Yes, you could complain about frenetic camera work at times, some predictable plot, and some of the secondary characters were not so plausible (head detective and cops that looked old enough to be students).

However, the main characters were well cast and their acting was decent, the story unpeeled at a good pace through the movie, I didn't get bored while watching it and the ending was satisfying - overall, I enjoyed it!

IMO this is a good college/slasher/suspense movie.

This lumbering excuse for a movie left me feeling I had wasted nearly two hours of time watching mindless pretty people TRY to act and failing miserably. The storyline is predictable and never gets off the ground. My advice - don't waste your time on this awful movie.

Actually didn't mind Randy Couture, but the acting by Lala Kent is just terrible! She needs to stick to Vanderpump Rules and leave the acting to professionals!

This is what happens when your boyfriend is in the movie business. This was the WORST movie with the WORST acting. Thank GOD it was free on Comcast. Not one bit of this movie was good and it was not only stupid but a total waste of time...

Part of me was semi-intrigued, being someone who is no stranger to horror films and has liked quite a lot and the idea interested me somewhat despite being ridiculous. A large part of me was apprehensive though, having heard it was not good and that it looked like one of those cheap and overdone films with a muddled tone.

Which, when watching it, was what 'The Row' essentially was, cheap and overdone with nothing interesting or scary. It is not just not a good film, it's an intelligence insulting waste of time. If it was trying to entertain, scare or both, 'The Row' failed abysmally on both counts, making the film a terrible chore to sit through. Am not hating or trying to be malicious, it is just my genuine stance on a film that didn't do anything for me as well as many others

From beginning to end the acting, from particularly the leads, is both overplayed and stiff. In all fairness they were hindered by hammy direction, constantly awkward and limp dialogue and that the film has no interesting or likeable character whatsoever.

Script is childish, flabby and even improvisatory-sounding. The story is not much of one and takes forever to get going, when it finally does it is not for long and it is too late to care. 'The Row' seemed like a comedy mixed with slasher horror, and over-emphasises the comedy and stereotypical teenage drama too much.

Unfortunately, the comedy is not even close to being strong enough to make this imbalance not matter, it is completely witless, childish and so overdone it gets exhausting. The more horror-like elements are a long way from tense or suspenseful, generating little interest even. The kills were not creative and would go as far to say they were too tame, while the things there to by the film's definition "spice things up" came over as gratuitous and abused.

'The Row' is a cheap looking film that even makes the scenery look tacky. Can't remember anything about the soundtrack.

Overall, terrible. 1/10 Bethany Cox

Bad acting. Bad writing. We all know how Lala got this job. Boring.

Terrible movie! Bad acting and the most ridiculous storyline. I watched it because there was nothing else to watch and I was falling asleep anyway... But I'll never get that time back!

Was expecting better. Lauren and Randy's acting was good, in my opinion.. BUT the edits, music, build ups were lame. 😬

Loved Lala Kent, she is great. What's wrong with half naked girls running around scared witless? Loved every minute, cant wait for the sequel!

I thought I was going to love this since I like tiny bobber horror movies but this was worse then the remakes of scream. I mean lala and randy we're good but the producers needed to step it up. It was like D rated actors. They sucked. Awful music also. I was actually raised by my dad who was a single father and he was a cop. This was nothing close to reality, just saying. Everything was so corny. Biggest waist of 13.

Horrible acting through out! Love a b scary movie this is not one of them.

'The Row' is a disagreeably bloodless pseudo-slasher, egregiously overrun with asinine eminently snuffable characters, and, curiously, little attempt is made to disguise the identity of the obsessively 'Doll-making' psycho! With the The Row's timorous amounts of T&A doing nothing to enliven the rudimentary, thrill-less text. If memory serves,I think it actually states fairly unequivocally in sacred terror tome 'Making Slasher Movies For Dummies' that the bodaciously bootylicious babes ALWAYS pops their tops before they drops, dude!!! Sadly, these skinless Sorority shenanigans are too plasma light to scare up much of a fitful fright! And whoever 'wrote' this fearless farrago clearly flunked slasher basics and desperately needs to enrol at Camp Blood this summer for some essential extracurricular teen-terror tutelage! Infamous alumni of this august place of learning include 'Victor Crowley', 'Madman Marz', 'Cropsey' Et al.