Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Chadwick Boseman/Cardi B (2018)
Kenan Thompson: Various
Quotes
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Various : ["White People"] Your friend Karen brings her potato salad to your cookout.
Himself - Host : Okay, I think I am getting the hang of this. Before I answer, I have a few questions. This woman Karen, she is caucasian, yes?
Various : Yes.
Himself - Host : And she has her own recipe for potato salad?
Various : Yup.
Himself - Host : Ah, I understand. It is noble that she would volunteer to cook from everyone, and although I have never tasted potato salad, I sense that this white woman does not season her food.
Various : That's right.
Himself - Host : Or, if she does, she uses only a tiny amount of salt. And no paprika.
Various : No paprika, no.
Himself - Host : And she will probably add something unnecessary, like raisins.
Various : I know, right?
Himself - Host : So, something tells me that I should say...
Various : SAY IT!
Himself - Host : Aw, hell naw, Karen. Keep your bland-ass potato salad to yourself!
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Various : [From Category "Fid'na"] This is the reason why your cable bill is in your grandmama's name.
Himself - Host : What is: To honor her, as the foundation of the family.
Various : Hmm! That is nice! It's wrong, but it's really nice. Anyone else? Shaniece?
Various : What is, because I'm buying a new car and I don't need all that on my credit!
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Various : [From category "Grown-Ass"] You send your smart-ass child here 'cause she thinks she grown.
Himself - Host : What is, to one of our free universities, where she can apply her intelligence, and maybe one day become a great scientist.
Various : Okay, well, the answer we was looking for "out my damn house,'' but I'll give you that one T'Challa! You must not have no mean streets in Wakanda.