- Various: ["White People"] Your friend Karen brings her potato salad to your cookout.
- Himself - Host: Okay, I think I am getting the hang of this. Before I answer, I have a few questions. This woman Karen, she is caucasian, yes?
- Various: Yes.
- Himself - Host: And she has her own recipe for potato salad?
- Various: Yup.
- Himself - Host: Ah, I understand. It is noble that she would volunteer to cook from everyone, and although I have never tasted potato salad, I sense that this white woman does not season her food.
- Various: That's right.
- Himself - Host: Or, if she does, she uses only a tiny amount of salt. And no paprika.
- Various: No paprika, no.
- Himself - Host: And she will probably add something unnecessary, like raisins.
- Various: I know, right?
- Himself - Host: So, something tells me that I should say...
- Various: SAY IT!
- Himself - Host: Aw, hell naw, Karen. Keep your bland-ass potato salad to yourself!
- Various: [From Category "Fid'na"] This is the reason why your cable bill is in your grandmama's name.
- Himself - Host: What is: To honor her, as the foundation of the family.
- Various: Hmm! That is nice! It's wrong, but it's really nice. Anyone else? Shaniece?
- Various: What is, because I'm buying a new car and I don't need all that on my credit!
- Various: [From category "Grown-Ass"] You send your smart-ass child here 'cause she thinks she grown.
- Himself - Host: What is, to one of our free universities, where she can apply her intelligence, and maybe one day become a great scientist.
- Various: Okay, well, the answer we was looking for "out my damn house,'' but I'll give you that one T'Challa! You must not have no mean streets in Wakanda.