Good Omens (TV Series)

The Doomsday Option (2019)

David Tennant: Crowley

Quotes 

• Crowley : You killed my best friend! You bastards!

• Crowley : I never asked to be a demon. I was just minding my own business one day and then... oh, lookie here, it's Lucifer and the guys!

• Crowley : Come on. There must be a way across it. Burning roads. You predict this, Agnes? Why isn't there an index?

  Duke of Hell Hastur : [took his shades and then breaks it, but Crowley looks at him]  You'll never escape London. Nothing can.

  Crowley : Hastur. How was your time in voicemail?

  Duke of Hell Hastur : Funny, ha-ha. Joke all you like, Crowley. There's nowhere to run.

  Crowley : Aren't you to be lining up, ready for battle around now?

  Duke of Hell Hastur : Hell will not forget. Hell will not forgive. You know where the real Antichrist is, don't you? You'll never reach him. You're done, Crowley.

  [looks and points at the burning roads] 

  Duke of Hell Hastur : Think you're going to get across that? There's nowhere to go.

  [chuckles a little] 

  Crowley : Let's find out.

  [puts in the Mozart CD and listens to it while driving] 

  Duke of Hell Hastur : What-- what--why are you driving? That's-- what-- Stop this thing.

  Crowley : You know the thing I like best about time, is that every day it takes us further away from the 14th century. I really didn't like the 14th century. You'd have loved it, then.

  Duke of Hell Hastur : Yeah.

  Crowley : They didn't have any cars back in the 14th century. Lovely, clever human people inventing cars, and motorways, and windscreen wipers. You got to hand it to them.

  Duke of Hell Hastur : Yeah.

  [looks at the burning roads then screams] 

  Duke of Hell Hastur : Aah! Stop it. It's over. YOU'RE DOOMED! You hear me, Crowley? YOU'RE DOOMED. WHATEVER HAPPENS. "DOOMED"!

  Crowley : See? This day's already got better.

  [looks at the burning roads again and drives inside] 

• Crowley : So, thanks to three computer hacks, selective bribery, and me moving some markers across the field one night, the M25 London Orbital Motorway which was supposed to look like this... will, when it opens in 1986, actually look like this, and represent the dread sigil O Daegra in the language of the dark priesthood of ancient Mu. O Daegra means, Hail the Great Beast, devourer of worlds. Can I hear a wahoo? Once it's built, millions of motorists who grumble their way around it are gonna be like water on a prayer wheel, grinding out an endless fog of low-grade evil that will encircle the whole of London. Yes, Duke Hastur?

  Duke of Hell Hastur : What's a computer?

• Duke of Hell Hastur : [crying]  STOP THIS! YOU'LL DISCORPORATE US BOTH!

  Crowley : [cackling while Hastur was screaming]  HA HA HA HA HA HA!

  Duke of Hell Hastur : [yelling]  THIS IS NOT FUNNY!

  Crowley : COME ON! If you've got to go, then "GO WITH STYLE"!

  Duke of Hell Hastur : [caught up on fire then crying with his last words]  I HATE YOU!

  [exploded away] 

  Crowley : [cackling then angrily driving]  You are my car. I've had you from new. You are "NOT" going to BURN. DON'T EVEN THINK OF IT.

  [growls then yells, after that he grunts] 

  Crowley : Ha-ha!

  Narrator : Crowley has something no other demons have especially not Hastur, an imagination.

  Crowley : [yells out loud]  YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

  Narrator : Right now, he's imagining that he is just fine, and that a ton of burning metal, rubber and leather is a fully functioning car. He had started the journey in his Bentley, and he was damned if he wasn't going to finish it in the Bentley as well.

  Crowley : [yelling out loud again]  YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

• Crowley : If you've got to go, then go with style!