- Michael Caine: So you can take your leg of lamb and your mange tout and you can stick them right up you fat arse.
- Joe Pesci: What the fuck's mulch?
- Michael Caine: Mulch is something that you put underneath to bed in your roses and other hardy plants.
- Joe Pesci: What the fuck are talking about, all right?
- Michael Caine: What it does, is form part of the osmosis process.
- Joe Pesci: What you fucking talking about? You're going on like a fuckin' garden gnome. I'm trying to bury a stiff here and you're giving me all this rose bed shit, you mulch fuck.