- Tina Belcher: Well, I won, as predicted. I shutted your butts. Should we go back and see how much grease you have to clean?
- Louise Belcher: You shut your butt.
- Tina Belcher: You shut your butt.
- Louise Belcher: No, you shut your butt.
- Tina Belcher: My butt is shut.
- Gene Belcher: Mine's wide open!
- Teddy: Bob would cater on a ditch by the highway.
- Gene Belcher: Hey, that's my wedding spot! Don't give it away!
- Gene Belcher: And someone clogged up the Port-a-potty, which is hard.
- Louise Belcher: Yeah, someone.
- Tina Belcher: It was like that when I got there!
- Bob Belcher: I mean, think about it, Lin. What we do doesn't make a difference to anybody.
- Linda Belcher: What are you talking about? We make good food, and good food makes people happy.
- Bob Belcher: My god, is making burgers the dumbest thing we could have done with our lives?
- Linda Belcher: That's it, give me that. No more screen time for you at night. You get yourself all worked up.
- Bob Belcher: Wait, wait. Don't look at the other tabs I have open. I mean, they're not mine. Those were pop-ups.
- Linda Belcher: Oh, oh! Look at that.
- Linda Belcher: [seductively] Bobby.
- Bob Belcher: Sorry.