DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Séance and Sensibility (2019)

Ramona Young: Mona Wu

Quotes 

• Mona Wu : [after sniffing Zari]  I think my sense of smell has improved because of Wolfie, and you smell exactly like... Nate.

  Zari Tomaz : No, I don't.

  Mona Wu : It's definitely Nate! Nate and something else.

  [sniffs] 

  Mona Wu : Arousal?

  [Charlie laughs] 

  Zari Tomaz : No, I don't. I mean, Nate, that would be wrong and...

  Sara Lance : He likes you.

  [off Zari's look] 

  Sara Lance : He confessed it when he swallowed the truth bug.

  Zari Tomaz : We're so not passing the Bechdel test right now.

  Sara Lance : It's okay to talk about guys sometimes.

• Mona Wu : I have come to believe that love will find a way to overcome any obstacle.

  Jane Austen : Then you're either lying or you're a fool. Tell me, has love worked out so well for you?

  Mona Wu : No...

  Jane Austen : Then you are a fool. For you shouldn't have to learn a lesson twice.

• Charlie : Now, who wants a nice, juicy steak?

  Mona Wu : Charlie, uh, you know that I'm a vegetarian.

  Charlie : No, no, no, you used to be a vegetarian when you were a normal, boring human. But now you are...

  Mona Wu : A monster?

  Charlie : Exactly! I mean, how cool is that?

  Mona Wu : Wait, are you trying to get me to shift into Wolfie?

  Charlie : Of course I am. You've been moping about the ship, thinking about your lost love. But I think that he would really want you to just embrace your wild side.

• Charlie : [seeing the words on Mona's shirt vanish]  Whoa. The words on your shirt.

  Mona Wu : These are the names of my favorite Jane Austen characters.

  Gideon : It appears that you're experiencing the impact of a magical fugitive.

• Charlie : Gideon traced a new Fugitive to a wedding Jane Austen attended in Bath, England, 1802.

  Mona Wu : I already had Gideon chart a course. Can I come on the mission? Please?

  Sara Lance : [somewhat reluctant]  Sure.

  Ray Palmer : Yeah, and as much as I love a good wedding sneak, I-I'm gonna QB from, uh... from my bedroom.

  Sara Lance : Is he acting weirder than normal?

  Charlie , Zari Tomaz : Yeah.

• Charlie : If you don't jump that buff coachman's bones, I will.

  Zari Tomaz : We are at this wedding to catch a magical creature.

  Sara Lance : If that's the groom, then I'm glad I'm not the bride.

  Jane Austen : [seated in front of them]  A man's charms are equal to his fortunes. And Mr. Dockerty's fortunes are prodigious.

  Cassandra Austen : Shh. Jane, don't be rude.

  Mona Wu : [awed]  That's Jane Austen.

• Sara Lance : So, the bride and the scullery maid, that was...

  Zari Tomaz : Insane?

  Mona Wu : Romantic.

  Sara Lance : I was gonna say hot.

• Sara Lance : Hey, cheer up. I mean, what does Jane Austen know?

  Mona Wu : How to be witty and wise and mix satire with romance.

• Charlie : Come on. I bet it's been months since you got laid. Now, why don't you just go smash Nate?

  Sara Lance : Or better yet, you should go smash somebody else, because if you're still thinking about Nate, then you know you're really into him.

  Mona Wu : Why don't you talk to Nate? Tell him how you feel.

  Charlie : Oh, boo.

  Sara Lance : That is a terrible idea.

  Zari Tomaz : [ending the conversation]  Okay, I'm going. Bye.

• Sara Lance : We think you might be dealing with...

  Zari Tomaz : The fugitive? Yeah, I know. This is Kamadeva.

  Mona Wu : As in the namesake of Kama Sutra, Kamadeva?

  Zari Tomaz : [awkwardly]  That I did not know.

• Kamadeva : [singing]  I want you badly as my bride/Please make my wish come true.

  Zari Tomaz : These feelings can't be denied/So yes I say I...

  Mona Wu : Stop! You're making a mistake!

  [singing] 

  Zari Tomaz : Zari...

  [spoken] 

  Mona Wu : Whoa. Why did I just sing that? Okay, I guess I'm just gonna roll with the whole singing thing.

• Mona Wu : [singing]  Every day we find a way to hold grief in/Not let them see/We feel so wrong, we often long/Get swept away in fantasy/You've been so brave, wise, and strong/By opening your door/Please, Zari, have courage now/To wait for something more.

  Sanjay : [speaking]  Don't listen to her, my love.

  Sara Lance : No, Mona's right, Z. You don't even know this guy.

  Charlie : He's been using the powers of a love god for years. Guaranteed he's got a wife.

  Zari Tomaz : Is that true?

  Sanjay : Not exactly. I have a thousand wives. But lucky number 1,001 is the most important.

  Zari Tomaz : [in disbelief]  Seriously?

  Sanjay : So, you still want to marry me?

  Zari Tomaz : No. I definitely do not.