- Lenny Leonard: I never got along with my old man. He was always disappointed I didn't follow him in the family business.
- Moe Szyslak: What did he do?
- Lenny Leonard: He was editor of Life magazine.
- Moe Szyslak: I thought that was defunct.
- Lenny Leonard: Yeah, he keeps saying a real son would have bought it out of bankruptcy and launched it as a digital platform. Well angel funders want too much equity! Sorry, dad!