Commander USA: Now once you get that all set up just the way you like, you take your heart box! Sure!... and you just put those shorts right in there! Now you just open the box! Ah ya this will be nice! Now ya...
[tissuepaper starts sticking to the shorts]
Commander USA: Ah wait a minute! I forgot! Ya! No, you suppose to kind of freeze um first! You know what I mean? Oh ya want ta get these... well you want to get them a little cold! Cause else it... well heck, it could cause problems! Hey wait a minute! Got a pair right here that I did earlier today! Take a look at that boy! Ya! Talk about stiff! Ya!
[laughs]
Commander USA: Ok so, if you want to come up on the short side on Valentines Day boy! Make yourself a pair of Bon Bon Briefs! Oh ya! They'll appreciate it!