- Joel Hammond: We can be firm. Remember that time she wanted a guinea pig and we said no, and then we got it for her? Let's just do the first half of that.
- Ron: When I was a kid, my parents also tried to keep me out of the family business. They owned a candy store.
- Joel Hammond: This is not gonna line up at all.
- Ron: Every day, I wanted to go there and help them but they would say, "No, Ron. Mr. Ruffin's Chocolate Factory and Amusement Emporium is no place for a child."
- Joel Hammond: I was right.
- Eric Bemis: I once had a dream that Neil deGrasse Tyson called me an asshole and I had to sleep with the light on for a week.