The Magicians (TV Series)

The Side Effect (2019)

Jade Tailor: Kady Orloff-Diaz

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• Baba Yaga : You live on my property under my protection, and your rent is due.

  Kady Orloff-Diaz : Okay, well, this isn't exactly my place.

  Baba Yaga : Well, you're here now, and the list is clearly posted on the premises.

  Kady Orloff-Diaz : Wait, Marina's weird grocery list on the fridge?

  Baba Yaga : It is not weird. *You* are weird. You reek of nondairy creamer and despair.

• Kady Orloff-Diaz : So "Lovelady". huh?

  Pete : It's a title. When one guy's done with it, he passes it on to the next guy, kind of like "Dread Pirate Roberts" or "Senator".

  Kady Orloff-Diaz : That's not how Senators work.

• Kady Orloff-Diaz : Tracking spells?

  Gordy : Mm-hmm. I put them on pets. This one tastes like a real expensive Searcher. You hold it long enough, it kind of sends out a signal to whoever cast it.

  Kady Orloff-Diaz : Wait, a signal to who?

  Gordy : [Gasps]  Aliens.

  Kady Orloff-Diaz : I was thinking more like who makes Deweys. The Library.

  Gordy : Oh, yeah. That makes more sense.

• Kady Orloff-Diaz : You said something's clashing with Pete. Like what?

  Gordy : Like a cursed object. I once treated a horse for strangles. Turns out jockey's riding crop interacted badly with a hoof-protection spell, so... Does Pete carry a riding crop?