Confessions of an Alien Abductee (TV Movie 2013) Poster

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1/10
No answers, just a zoo.
Picklesnikkel13 October 2022
There's nothing going on in this documentary. The makers of the documentary are just having a laugh with the people they interview. They are not really investigating, just making it up as they go.

This is a complete waste of time, unless you just want to have a laugh, in my opinion.

No scientific proof, no real journalism, no angles, no real story, no respect.

Look, I don't believe in aliens that abduct people for no apparent reason, but at least show the people that you are interviewing some decent respect. This is just a joke, and fifty minutes is way too stretched out.

Never again. Ever.
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8/10
Absolute Comedy Gold
RobTortureWright5 September 2022
Warning: Spoilers
This is honestly one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

From a guy who says his mum's an alien and he has sex with an alien called cat queen, to a woman who thinks she's got alien DNA and then proceeds to fail a polygraph and get told she definitely doesn't have alien DNA, this has everything you need to laugh your alien patterned socks off.

I watched this on Netflix and although it states it's 50 minutes long be prepared to spend nearly two hours watching it as half the time you'll need to pause it to laugh uncontrollably, or because you want to rewind it and record parts of it to show your friends for a good laugh in the group chat.

Now while this is extremely funny let's be honest here, almost all of these people are suffering from mental illness, or at least mental delusions. This usually stems from trauma at some point in their life, which is made very clear when the guy who has sex with aliens explains his mum was an alcoholic and showed him no love and was never around. Clearly that's why he lives in this fantasy world believing his mums an alien, but credit to him for maintaining a regular job and atleast being productive.

The other woman with the beehive, who loves "Kentucky fried" doesn't seem to have anything going on in her life and so creating these fantasies gives herself a reason to live. Saying she would miss the aliens and that they're part of her family proves this.

One of the best parts is when the woman who thinks she's an alien goes to the doctors and the doctor, who looks clearly confused repeats what she told him "SO, for a long time, someones been implanting things into your body?" I just about passed out from laughing at this point, but when he analyses her and says she may have neurofibromatoses and she needs a scan I thought that would be the end of it, instead she rocks up to some random guys house and he proceeds to shove her into a blackout tent and whip off her clothes before shining some UV lights on her. At the end she gets told she isn't an alien and she acts exactly like that guy who found out his local takeaway was selling drugs, "whaaat, whaaat, I never knew that"

Overall this is must watch for some of the best wtf is going on laughs you'll have all year and to see people who have almost certainly lost their minds try to justify why they live in a fantasy world and how they go about holding on to these beliefs despite facts and evidence proving them wrong. If you get a chance, defo give this a watch.
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