- Stewie Griffin: Boy, this really is a high school party. Complete with a popular kid who's clearly going to die in a car accident tonight.
- Friend: Hey Jagger, can you help out at the soup kitchen tomorrow afternoon?
- Jagger: Sure. I should be alive then.
- Stewie Griffin: Yeah, he gone.
- Lois Griffin: Oh Meg, you have to babysit for Stewie Saturday.
- Meg Griffin: Nope.
- Lois Griffin: Okay Chris, you have to do it.
- Chris Griffin: What? That's not fair, I have a party to go to.
- Lois Griffin: Sorry. Meg found pictures of your father on our computer and she's blackmailing us. She can do what she wants 'til we get some dirt on her.
- Peter Griffin: [downtrodden] I didn't know it was supposed to be hard before I took the picture.
- Peter Griffin: This is the spot, Brian. A place just for married guys like you and me.
- Brian Griffin: "Husband's Resturant"? I've never seen this place before, is it new?
- Peter Griffin: Nope. Been here for 30 years. You just can't see it until you get married. Watch, take your ring off.
- [the resturant disappears and it's revealed to be a DMV]
- Brian Griffin: Wow.
- Peter Griffin: Wearing the ring also makes you wear giant khaki shorts with a belt and a lot of keys rattling around in the pockets.
- Brian Griffin: [Brian puts the ring back on, the resturants reappears and he's given new clothing. He takes the rattling keys out] You're right. What are all these keys *for*?
- Peter Griffin: A series of sheds. I got a lot of sheds back home.
- Brian Griffin: Oh. You have more than one shed?
- Peter Griffin: 'fcourse. You always need an extra shed. I've even got one shed that just has an extra shed in it.
- Husband: You guys talkin' about sheds?
- Peter Griffin: Hell yes, I love my sheds!
- Husband: Me too!
- Husband 2: High-five on sheds!
- Husband 3: SHEDS!
- Peter Griffin: [Peter along with a lot of other husbands start saying "sheds" in unison like a bunch of sheep]