DashieGames (2011– )

Charlie Guzman: Dashie, Bowser, Luigi, Mario, Peach, Phone Guy

Photos 

Quotes 

• Dashie : [after he says something that could be interpreted as sexual]  Pause!

• Dashie : Sometimes the easiest solution is the last thing on your mind.

• Dashie : [Repeated line]  Fuh that puh!

• Dashie : When you overthink, you underachieve.

• Dashie : [screams] 

• Dashie : Be a thug about it!

  [fails] 

  Dashie : Don't always be a thug about it.

• [Intro to every Super Mario Maker video] 

  Dashie : Welcome back to Sup! Super Mario Maker! Welcome back to Sup!

  [Very fast] 

  Dashie : Ihopeyourehavingagoodassweekend! What up! It's Dashie! And welcome back yeees back to Super Mario Maker! The game where you make me levels, tweet them to me, I play them and I rage the fuck out!

• Dashie : [whispering]  Tina...

• Dashie : Don't count chickens!

• Dashie : Orenge!

• Dashie : The letter 3!

• Dashie : [Repeated line]  Mah boys!

• Dashie : NEXT!

• Dashie : Y'all got snacks?

• Dashie : My aim!

• Dashie : Don't ask me how to spell it!

• Dashie : The homie Yosh!

• Dashie : Checkpoint?

• Dashie : [stares into the camera] 

• Dashie : I see you!

• Dashie : I got him!

  [misses] 

• Dashie : Listen up. Listen close. Listen... carefully.

• Dashie : Babygirl!

• Dashie : Twirlies!

• Dashie : Meter meter?

• Dashie : Please! Watch this!

  [dies] 

• Dashie : [freestyles] 

• Dashie : Okay, stop!

• Dashie : I love you guys!

• Dashie : I'm a cat hoe! C-A-A-T!

  [Realises he spelled it wrong] 

  Dashie : [Starts laughing] 

• Dashie : [Repeated line]  Original recipe!

• Dashie : Dachie number one!

• Dashie : We gonna ke-e-e-ep it goin'!

• Dashie : The brain meats situation is getting good now!

• Dashie : Gimme the ta-ta-ta!

• Dashie : Why would you do this to me?

• Dashie : My boy, come back!

• Dashie : I can't take this anymore!

• Dashie : Gimme something! Anything!

• Dashie : Thank you!

• Dashie : What's over here? Death!

• Dashie : No-o-o-o!

• Dashie : A-aah, ma bois?

• Dashie : I just wanna thank you all for watching.

• Dashie : How y'all doin'?

• Dashie : I don't trust anything!

• [Intro to every Happy Wheels video] 

  Dashie : What up! It's Dashie! And welcome back to woah woah woah, woah woah, I said, woah woah woah woah woah, HAAAAAAAAAP!

• Dashie : I like using my brain meats every now and then, my boys. Look at that, brain meat power situation?

• Dashie : Mixtape?

• Dashie : Not today!

• Dashie : I'm on my last life!

  [dies] 

• Dashie : Uh-oh, it's a wrap! No, I'm good.

• Dashie : My boys, we did it, we got to the next one!

  [screams] 

• Dashie : Just when I think I'm safe...

• Dashie : What is happening?

  [screaming] 

• Dashie : I'm assessing the situation!

• Dashie : Give it time and then do your thing.

• Dashie : I can't handle the cuteness!

• Dashie : No! Why? Wha-at?

• Dashie : Maybe I spelled it wrong.

• Dashie : But there is no challenge to this!

• Dashie : Give your boy a challenge!

• Dashie : You're playin' with fire today!

• Dashie : C'mon, Mario!