- Virgil Tracy: If cavemen discovered fire, then Kip Harris invented putting it out. He's a living legend! I've read all his books, I've studied all of his major missions, I've even got a vintage Kip Harris action figure.
- Scott Tracy: Okay, Virgil, you're up. Now who's going with you?
- Grandma Tracy: Send me!
- Scott Tracy: Grandma?
- Grandma Tracy: That Kip Harris is a grade A silver fox! A hunk! A Knock-out!
- Scott Tracy, Gordon Tracy, Virgil Tracy: Grandma...
- Scott Tracy: I think Gordon better go instead.
- Grandma Tracy: Fine. But you boys find out if he's single and ready to mingle.
- Gordon Tracy: [shudders]
- [unenthusiastically]
- Gordon Tracy: F.A.B...
- Virgil Tracy: Let's go, let's go, let's go!
- Kip Harris: Okay kid, I know your mouth doesn't work so good but I'm hopin' your hands do, 'cause we've got a gas leak to cap.
- [Virgil mumbles some kind of reply]
- Kip Harris: Atta-boy.
- Gordon Tracy: Virgil... Mr. Harris... you okay?
- Virgil Tracy: We're fine, Gordon.
- Kip Harris: 'Cept for the fact that this gas leak just became a well fire. Fortunately for us, that's my specialty.
- Gordon Tracy: Okay, why don't we take off and get ya to that gas leak?
- Kip Harris: Hold your horses. Your thrusters will turn that hydro-methane facility into the world's largest firecracker. We're gonna have ta hoof your equipment in, unless this big green bathtub has wheels...