- Rafael Waithe: Vampires, werewolves, dragons.
- Rafael Waithe: I mean, I have faced... terrifying danger in my life.
- Rafael Waithe: But there's only one day in my calendar marked with a black "X".
- Rafael Waithe: One day I... fear above all others.
- Rafael Waithe: Because if I have to hear somebody sing how many minutes there are in a year... one more time... I'm gonna throw myself to the unicorn.
- Alaric Saltzman: Vampires, werewolves, dragons. I mean, I have faced... terrifying danger in my life. But there's only one day in my calendar marked with a black "X". One day I... fear above all others. Because if I have to hear somebody sing how many minutes there are in a year... one more time... I'm gonna throw myself to the unicorn.