- Prince Hector of Bulgaria: I would love to see a real cockney. I've only seen them in captivity in Australia.
- Princess Juliana of Bulgaria: You know we have a saying in my country, "you cannot make an omelette without squeezing the eggs out of the chicken's pussy."
- Detective Inspector Rabbitt: Eh, pft, you just made that up.
- Princess Juliana of Bulgaria: Yes.
- Prince Hector of Bulgaria: This is great! It stinks like shit, and the people are very ugly.
- [to Gwen]
- Prince Hector of Bulgaria: Your whisky is piss, worse I ever tasted!
- Gwen: Listen, pal, if you don't like it you...
- Prince Hector of Bulgaria: I joke! I love it! Here, have money!