- Agent D.T. Gagano: I'm the Emperor of Beta Ethiopia, so I can do whatever I want. Anything in the world! Everything in the world! And I can open a pizzeria!
- Alfons Rebane: [answering the phone] Who's this?
- Agent D.T. Gagano: It's me, Agent Gagano.
- Alfons Rebane: Impossible, you're dead.
- Agent D.T. Gagano: I'm not dead, sir, I'm trapped inside a portable TV.
- Alfons Rebane: Stay there. I will pick you up.
- Alfons Rebane: Listen, agent. Soviet Union is planning something big. Try to find out before you wither and die. Good luck, and sorry.