- Ralph Anderson: You know it's one thing to respect the unexplainable but it's another to pretend that you know the specific thing, give it a name and a resume.
- Holly Gibney: Isn't that what we've been doing with God? With all the gods throughout human history?
- Ralph Anderson: And wasn't it Napoleon who said that all religious wars are basically just people killing each other over who has the better imaginary friend?
- Alec Pelley: Because nowadays, we've got science, psychology. So we know better than to mistake humans for demons. You know, but what if... what if every now and then, we mistake a demon for a human?
- Ralph Anderson: You know what, you--you--you keep your mind open, I'm just gonna look for facts, evidence. You know, dumb cop shit like that.
- Ralph Anderson: Glory, let me tell you something that I've learned to be true. Whenever I find myself unable to uncover a reasonable explanation for a so-called inexplicable criminal act, it only means I haven't uncovered it yet. But then I do. Because there's always one out there. Always.
- Holly Gibney: If what you saw, Jeannie, was an image, and he wasn't actually physically present, then How much does a radio wave weigh? How much does a hologram weigh?
- Howard Salomon: Did you ever hear the one about the Yiddish vampire? Vampire, he flies in through the window of a church, his fangs are out, priest immediately goes for a crucifix. Shoves it in his face, "Back, you fiend." Vampire laughs, says, "Ni gunisht helfen, bubbalah." "It ain't gonna help you, baby." He says it in Yiddish.
- Ralph Anderson: I have no tolerance for the unexplainable.
- Holly Gibney: Well then... you'll have no tolerance for me.