In the cutaways, Silly police detectives Johnny and Jack pester the innocent Maureen for a variety of harmless activities; Rich Olko the irate TV producer; Johnny and Jack on "The Ducky Bent Show"; It's "The Downtown Altoona Players in Space!"; The Royal Zoological Society weighs in on the show; An important gorilla-related announcement from John Daro; Johnny and Jack audition for John Daro and the Moe Schlock Talent Agency; Johnny and Jack bring their nightclub act to the show; A scary tale about the lack of respect; David Cooper and John Daro bring their brilliant marketing skills to the world of TV commercials. Musical guest Cal performs "Party, Party" and "Hang One on Tonight."
—Johnny Stevens