Johnny, Jack, and David host a strangely familiar news-magazine show, but this version is . . . ummm . . . short on talent; The show's producer attempts to wrest control of Johnny's comedy writing, but it doesn't go well; Maureen decides she has nothing to complain about . . . maybe; A slapstick yet disturbing lesson in Chinese shipbuilding; Just as they did in episode # 2, Johnny, Jack, Allen, and David conceive another ridiculous criminal plan as "The Gangsters"; Is a psychiatrist really the best choice for the host of a kiddie show? Musical guest Conscious Pilot performs "Living Inside Each Other" and "I've Got an Eye on You."