The Good Place (TV Series)

Janet(s) (2018)

Ted Danson: Michael

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Quotes 

• Michael : I need one of you to volunteer to do something outrageously insane that will either make you cease to exist or be really fun.

  Jason Mendoza : That's most of the things I've tried.

  Michael : That's my guy. Come here, come here, get into the tube.

  Jason Mendoza : Oh, I love getting into the tube.

• Eleanor Shellstrop : Where are we?

  Michael : We're in the Good Place.

  Eleanor Shellstrop : No offense, dude, but you have told us a lot of lies in the past three hundred years, so seriously, where the fork are we?

  [realizes her curse word has been filtered] 

  Eleanor Shellstrop : Fork. Shirt. Ash hole.

  [gasps] 

  Eleanor Shellstrop : Holy forking shirtballs... we're in the Good Place!

• Michael : We have no plan. No one's going to save us. So I'm gonna do it.

• Michael : Is that a good Janet or a bad Janet?

  Janet : That is a neutral Janet. She's sort of the black sheep of the Janet World... or blank sheep I guess... Oww, I can throw shade now, that's cool.