The Good Place (TV Series)

Chidi Sees the Time-Knife (2019)

Ted Danson: Michael

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• Michael : Life now is so complicated, it's impossible for anyone to be good enough for the Good Place. I know you don't like to learn too much about life on Earth to remain impartial, but these days just buying a tomato at a grocery store means that you are unwittingly supporting toxic pesticides, exploiting labor, contributing to global warming. Humans think that they're making one choice, but they're actually making dozens of choices they don't even know they're making.

  Judge : Your big revelation is life is complicated? That's not a revelation. That's a divorced woman's throw pillow.

• Michael : Oh, look at this. They added a tenth dimension.

  [sticks his hand into a loop and his hand appears above them] 

  Michael : Boy. Permits must have been a headache.

• Chidi Anagonye : [In shock]  I... I just saw a trillion different realities folding onto each other like thin sheets of metal forming... a single blade.

  Michael : Yeah yeah, the Time-Knife. We've all seen it.