The Good Place (TV Series)
Chidi Sees the Time-Knife (2019)
Manny Jacinto: Jason Mendoza
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Quotes
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Jason Mendoza : [to the Judge] I want to tell you about a guy from my dance crew in Jacksonville called Big Noodle.
Eleanor Shellstrop : Well, we gave it our best shot, guys. It was nice knowing you.
Jason Mendoza : I used to yell at Big Noodle 'cause he always showed up late to rehearsal. Then one day, the swamp under my house flooded. I needed a place to crash, so I slept at Big Noodle's house. Turns out that he had to juggle three jobs to take care of four grandparents who all lived in the same bed, just like in "Willy Wonka". I never yelled at Big Noodle for being late after that 'cause I knew how hard it was for him to be there. And he definitely didn't have time to research what tomatoes to buy. Even if he wanted to, possession of a non-fried vegetable is a felony in Jacksonville. The point is, you can't judge humans 'cause you don't know what we go through.
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Jason Mendoza : If I don't double-die in this IHOP and the Judge lady doesn't turn you into a marble, do you want to try... being boyfriend-girlfriend?
Janet : I'm not a girl. But, yes, I'd very much like to go on a date with you somewhere sometime - as opposed to here, which is nowhere at all the times.
