- Lily Iglehart: To be clear, I don't want to have sex with you specifically. Just a human man with a penis.
- Otis Milburn: That's... great for my self-esteem.
- Aimee Gibbs: Steve says his "thing" is girls properly enjoying sex. He says he can tell I'm being fake.
- Otis Milburn: Well, are you?
- Aimee Gibbs: Yeah. I'm always fake.
- Lily Iglehart: We've been holding hands for 45 minutes. I know how to hold hands. I'm here to fornicate.
- Aimee Gibbs: I've been wanking all night. I ate four packets of crumpets, and I think my clit might drop off.
- [about her essay]
- Maeve Wiley: How did you know it was mine?
- Otis Milburn: Well, Adam thought "As You Like It" was a song by Jay-Z. And only you could turn the topic of dreams into existential angst.
- Jean Milburn: Intercourse can be wonderful, but it can also cause tremendous pain. And if you're not careful, sex can destroy lives.
- Otis Milburn: What I'm saying is, before you talk to Steve, you... you should probably figure out, you know, what works for you... and your body.
- Aimee Gibbs: So you're prescribing a wank?
- Otis Milburn: ...Yeah.