- Cat Lady: That dog problem's only getting worse. You know, I lost eight kitties to that house down there, over the past year.
- Officer O'Leary: Is that number 92?
- Cat Lady: Yeah! That bloody place. You know, I used to be a cat lady.
- [sighs tragically]
- Cat Lady: Now I'm just a lady.
- Officer O'Leary: She doesn't look like a werewolf, Serg.
- Sergeant Maaka: Well, that's because the moon is being obscured by cloud-cover right now. That's why a lot of werewolves live in Wellington. It's always cloudy.
- Officer O'Leary: We're now on the lookout for a large dog. Um, it's probably very hungry.
- Officer Minogue: Mm-hm, and cold, 'cause it's only wearing jeans.
- Officer O'Leary: Look, we don't have wolves in New Zealand.
- Officer Minogue: But what if it was a werewolf, O'Leary?
- Officer O'Leary: I doubt it was a werewolf.
- Runner 1: [Running by screaming] AHHH! It's a werewolf!
- Runner 2: Definitely a werewolf!
- Officer Minogue: The wolf-woman, Uh, the woman-wolf... the uh, were-woman...
- Officer O'Leary: Just say "person-wolf".