- Tina Belcher: You even got snacks?
- Tammy: No! Just sun chips. And chocolate-covered almonds. And another type of chocolate-covered almonds.
- Tina Belcher: So, what's it going to take to get more work out of you guys? I've tried the carrot, I've tried the stick...
- Gene Belcher: You even tried carrot sticks - THAT was a dark day!
- Gene Belcher: I heard Edith put a knitting needle through a man's hand just because he didn't have exact change!
- Louise Belcher: So then, the metal tapers down from the handle to this point right here - I call it the Pointy Pal
- Mr. Frond: That's a knife, Louise!