- Linda Belcher: Bob, we gotta save the turkey, to protect the mayor's legacy. We can't let them taint it.
- Gene Belcher: Yeah, a mayor's taint is sacred.
- Bob Belcher: Gene.
- Louise Belcher: [speaking about turkeys] Also, how can you trust an animal with a head that's that bald and tiny?
- Tina Belcher: I mean, we trust Dad.
- Louise Belcher: Yea, that's true.
- Bob Belcher: Mm
- Linda Belcher: You know, if the REAL mayor weren't out of his mind with diarrhea right now, none of this would be happening!