- Erika: Can I ask you a question about mist?
- Adam: Um, yes, I guess.
- Erika: He's got a lump on the back of his head.
- Adam: Sorry, what ...
- Erika: Look, you can see under his hat, look, he's got a lump right at the back.
- Adam: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize ... Mist ... what a nice name. What's wrong with calling a baby Steve ... once in a while?
- Tracy: [on equity and inclusivity training] We haven't got a working printer on our ward, we've had a leak in the ceiling for over four years and this is what they're spending their money on?
- Ms. Houghton: So we're standing there, staring at this x-ray of an 80 year old woman, wondering why she's got a load of tiny little bones inside her. Said alright, get her in the stirrups, have a rummage around. Turns out she's got half a box of KFC shoved up there.