- Heather Davis: [to the woman standing beside her about her and Hector's "new baby", their hot tub] Do you wanna see a picture? Sometimes she drives me crazy, but eight jets, four light settings, jumbo cup holders... she's perfect.
- Hector: She has her daddy's hair... in her filter.
- Rebecca Bunch: So, just now, I was in the bathroom, and I was asleep on the toilet...
- Paula Proctor: Multi-tasking. Smart.
- Rebecca Bunch: Thank-you.