- Inspector Gadget: We'll just have to rely on our natural senses: touch, hearing, smell, fashion, business, sixth, common and maybe even sight.
- Inspector Gadget: [speaking into his Gadgetphone] Sorry, Brain must have seen his shadow. And that means six more weaks of self-righteousness.
- Sir Owen Barnstormer: Welcome to the Ultrablimp mark II, now with 100% more ultra, 300 % more mega and 10 % less nothing, because everything here is 10 % more something.
- Dr. Claw: [on viewscreen] Fly while you can, Ultrablimp. Soon your reactor core will power my ultralaser. I'll bring the world to it's knees! Eh, after I carve MADcat's face into the moon.
- [evil laughter]