Keiichi Morisato: Marller... I've called you here today for a very important mission. One that the future of Bad Goddess may very well depend upon.
Mara Marller: But what do you need me for? If it's that important, isn't this a job for Doctor What?
Keiichi Morisato: No, this is a job that only you could do. In fact, you might just say that you were born for it.
Mara Marller: I'm confused...
Keiichi Morisato: Marller, we need to get the word out about Bad Goddess. And to do that, I'm drafting you and putting you in charge of the Bad Goddess Fan Club.
Mara Marller: Isn't it a bit early to start a Fan Club? We don't really have any fans.
Keiichi Morisato: Exactly. This fan fiction series has been around for months and all signs say that nobody gives a flying fuck about Bad Goddess. Nobody has even heart of it. So to get the word out, I'm assigning you to a job that only a true demon could do. I want you to post response letters to the Oh My Goddess community online, that never even wrote you in the first place. You're going to roast them.
Mara Marller: Roast them? You mean, you actually WANT ME to say mean things about people?
Keiichi Morisato: Well, you have to be sly and comical about it. Think Oh My Goddess meets Comedy Central. Oh, and completely tasteless. Don't forget tasteless.
Mara Marller: This sounds suspiciously like internet trolling. Cyberbullying is illegal dude.
Keiichi Morisato: Yes, but if you do this right, they'll be laughing so hard that they won't even think of calling the cops. And to sweeten the deal, we're going to make the responses anonymous to leave everyone guessing who is being roasted. Are you my demon, Marller? Can we count on you to fulfill this mission?
Mara Marller: Fuck it. Why not? But who should we start with?
Keiichi Morisato: Well, to give this a trial run, we're going to have to start out with the big fish. Basically, the people that could easily shitcan our asses and get us kicked off the website.
Mara Marller: YOU WANT ME TO ROAST THE ADMINS?
Keiichi Morisato: Fuck no! I'm not that suicidal! I want you to start out roasting Kodansha Entertainment and Kosuke Fujishima.
Mara Marller: FUCK YES!
Keiichi Morisato: Let the Games Begin...