Ah! My Goddess: Bad Goddess The Anime Video Comic (TV Series)

Marller Gets a Spinoff: The Kronos High School Blues (2017)

Kevin Neece: Kevin from the Other Dimension

Quotes 

• Kevin from the Other Dimension : So the plot goes like this: After the Doublet Scare that happened between Doctor What and Skuld in The Hellsing Peccadillo, the Goddesses recruit Sean Gunn's Doctor What to take Skuld to safety in another dimension by hiding her out in a high school, unaware that he's taken her into the universe of Bio-Booster Armour Guyver. The idea was to send up Bio-Booster Armour Guyver by showing that nobody at his school gives a fuck about his superhero status. Sho Fukimachi repeatedly gets bullied in and out of his suit around the high school by the Zoanoid Bullies, and called derogatory names like "Laser Tits" and "Mark Hamill". I still haven't decided exactly what Marller and Welsper are going to do in this episode... but I do have a nice dialogue scene between Skuld and the Guyver.

  Skuld : Uh... Sho... about that last fight you just had... is the Guyver's superpower getting his ass kicked?

  The Guyver : It's true... I'm a total failure as a superhero. All I do is whine and moan while I get my ass kicked! And then I kill the villains at the last minute!

  Skuld : Oh my... I never knew you felt that way.

  The Guyver : Let's see you people defend yourselves when your swords are coming out of your FUCKING ELBOWS!

  Skuld : I hope this isn't too personal, but why do the Zoanoid Bullies call you "Laser Tits"?

  The Guyver : You want to know why?... FEAST YOUR EYES ON THESE!

  Skuld : Holy Fuck-a-Moly Batman!

  The Guyver : I'd show you more but it'd wipe half the school grounds off of planet earth.

  Skuld : Wow... talk about bad school security. You're a walking talking weapon of mass destruction.

  The Guyver : And I can't even get my girlfriend to fuck me. I'm a complete loser...

  Skuld : Sho... it's okay.

  The Guyver : NO! IT'S NOT OKAY! IT'S NEVER GOING TO BE OKAY! Name one other tv series where the villains completely take over planet earth! You can't do it, can you? MY LIFE AS A SUPERHERO IS A TOTAL FAILURE! And now I have to live beside these horrible Zoanoid Monsters for THE REST OF MY LIFE!

• The Guyver : STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! NO MORE! I'M SORRY THAT BRIAN YUZNA TOOK YOUR BELOVED ANIME SHOW AND TURNED IT INTO A SHITTY POWER RANGERS EPISODE SHOT IN A DARK ALLEY!

  Mara Marller : Yeah, you should be sorry. There were probably Hobos buttfucking each other in that alley before shooting began.

  The Guyver : I'M SORRY THAT MARK HAMILL GOT MISADVERTISED TOP BILLING IN WHAT MIGHT BE THE LOWEST POINT IN HIS CAREER! I'M SORRY THAT SCREAMING MAD GEORGE'S DEPICTIONS OF YOUR ANIME MONSTERS LOOKED LIKE PUNY STUNTMENT IN BAD HALLOWEEN COSTUMES!

  Doctor What : Also, for the record, all Jeffrey Combs wanted from that movie was minimal involvement and a new refridgerator.

  Mara Marller : That's a bullshit apology if I ever heard one.

  Doctor What : That wasn't really an apology. That refridgerator served me oh so well. SO YOU CAN SUCK MY FAT COCK, MARLLER! I REGRET NOTHING!

  Welsper The Demon Child : Hey, sometimes great things rise from the ashes of shitty movies. We got Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zellweger from Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation.

  Mara Marller : And I'd trade back both of those motherfuckers if it would wipe that piece of shit out of circulation.

  Kevin from the Other Dimension : ...so that's all the material I've got for that episode so far. Jesus Christ... that wasn't even Seven Minutes.