"Ah! My Goddess: Bad Goddess The Anime Video Comic" Marller Gets a Spinoff: The Kronos High School Blues (TV Episode 2017) Poster

Skolde Nornir: Skuld

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  • Kevin from the Other Dimension : So the plot goes like this: After the Doublet Scare that happened between Doctor What and Skuld in The Hellsing Peccadillo, the Goddesses recruit Sean Gunn's Doctor What to take Skuld to safety in another dimension by hiding her out in a high school, unaware that he's taken her into the universe of Bio-Booster Armour Guyver. The idea was to send up Bio-Booster Armour Guyver by showing that nobody at his school gives a fuck about his superhero status. Sho Fukimachi repeatedly gets bullied in and out of his suit around the high school by the Zoanoid Bullies, and called derogatory names like "Laser Tits" and "Mark Hamill". I still haven't decided exactly what Marller and Welsper are going to do in this episode... but I do have a nice dialogue scene between Skuld and the Guyver.

    Skuld : Uh... Sho... about that last fight you just had... is the Guyver's superpower getting his ass kicked?

    The Guyver : It's true... I'm a total failure as a superhero. All I do is whine and moan while I get my ass kicked! And then I kill the villains at the last minute!

    Skuld : Oh my... I never knew you felt that way.

    The Guyver : Let's see you people defend yourselves when your swords are coming out of your FUCKING ELBOWS!

    Skuld : I hope this isn't too personal, but why do the Zoanoid Bullies call you "Laser Tits"?

    The Guyver : You want to know why?... FEAST YOUR EYES ON THESE!

    Skuld : Holy Fuck-a-Moly Batman!

    The Guyver : I'd show you more but it'd wipe half the school grounds off of planet earth.

    Skuld : Wow... talk about bad school security. You're a walking talking weapon of mass destruction.

    The Guyver : And I can't even get my girlfriend to fuck me. I'm a complete loser...

    Skuld : Sho... it's okay.

    The Guyver : NO! IT'S NOT OKAY! IT'S NEVER GOING TO BE OKAY! Name one other tv series where the villains completely take over planet earth! You can't do it, can you? MY LIFE AS A SUPERHERO IS A TOTAL FAILURE! And now I have to live beside these horrible Zoanoid Monsters for THE REST OF MY LIFE!

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