Disclaimer: The brutally honest views and opinions of Kevin from the Other Dimension are his own, and do not automatically reflect the opinions of the Kodansha staff members. This episode was made without their knowledge or consent. Sometimes satire stings, and sometimes it needs to be said no matter what the consequences.
Kevin from the Other Dimension: Fuck my life... this one even makes ME nervous.
Keiichi Morisato: Oh, man. It's so nice to get a vacation from the show now that Mara Marller has taken over.
Belldandy: I know, usually Marller taking over would be a bad thing, but we hate Kevin from the Other Dimension's bad writing choices so much, that we'd rather watch him waste them on Marller.
Peorth: Uh, Keiichi...
Keiichi Morisato: Oh, hi Peorth. What are you doing here?
Peorth: I kind of need to talk to you in private.
Belldandy: Really? About what?
Peorth: This is just a personal matter between me and Keiichi.
Keiichi Morisato: A personal matter?
Peorth: You know... about the "other night".
Keiichi Morisato: What other night?
Peorth: No, seriously. Don't make me drag this out in front of Belldandy.
Belldandy: But Peorth, you know if you have a problem, you can always talk to us about it.
Peorth: Are you sure?
Belldandy: Oh, absolutely.
Keiichi Morisato: Of course, Peorth. Belldandy and I don't keep secrets.
Peorth: I'm pregnant.
Keiichi Morisato: Buh, buh, buh...
Belldandy: Oh, Peorth! That's so wonderful! Have we met the father yet?
Peorth: Kind of.
Keiichi Morisato: Yes, yes. Who is the father?
Peorth: Well, he's definately Japanese.
Keiichi Morisato: Oh, no... no, no, no...
Belldandy: What is it, Keiichi? Do you know who the father is?
Keiichi Morisato: BUT IT CAN'T BE... IT JUST CAN'T BE... HOW COULD SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN?
Belldandy: Silly Keiichi. Didn't they teach you sex education in school?
Keiichi Morisato: No, I mean, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
Belldandy: Well, she DOES dress provocatively.
Peorth: BELLDANDY, ARE YOU REALLY THIS FUCKING CLUELESS, OR DO YOU JUST DO IT TO ANNOY ME?
Belldandy: I'm sorry... I don't understand.
Keiichi Morisato: I understand... it's me, isn't it?
Belldandy: What do you mean, it's you?
Peorth: Keiichi is the biological father.
Belldandy: But... but... but...
Keiichi Morisato: No, really, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
Peorth: You know that other night we went out drinking... and then you passed out and didn't remember anything the next morning?
Keiichi Morisato: OH... THAT night.
Peorth: Yes. THAT night.
Belldandy: Keiichi... you didn't...