Urd: Oh My Goddess. What happened to us? I haven't dressed like this since the early 1990s.
Natsumi Tsujimoto: Gaah! I look so cheap, tasteless, and horrible. Hiroshi Watanabe, this is ALL YOUR FAULT!
Doctor What: It could be worse. Look at how I'm dressed. BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Urd: All right, Dinosaur Bob, what IS this? What's happening to all of us?
Doctor What: It would appear that by travelling back in time and having Alucard murder The Bone Fucker, we've accidentally created a rift in time, resulting in an alternate 2018, where Oh My Goddess NEVER existed and Bubblegum Crisis reigns supreme.
Urd: Bubblegum Crisis? I totally forgot about that show. Didn't Hiroaki Godha work on that show before he moved on to direct Oh My Goddess?
Natsumi Tsujimoto: But Doctor What, how could Bubblegum Crisis take over the ENTIRE Ah My Goddess universe?
Doctor What: You're not thinking interdimensionally Natsumi. If Hiroaki Godha had approached his early career, in the same mindset as that of film producers in the year 2018, he would NEVER have moved on to the next stage of his career. Everything that he made would just be endless dogshit sequels and spinoffs of Bubblegum Crisis. Just day in and day out. Nothing but Bubblegum Crisis.
Urd: "Oh, hey, guys, I've got an excellent idea for a tv show!"
Natsumi Tsujimoto: "Gee willickers! Is it original?"
Urd: "FUCK NO! Let's just take some forgotten idea from the 1980s and make more of it! That always works!"
Natsumi Tsujimoto: "By George. The General Public might just be stupid enough to fall for that."