Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Revenge (2018)

Peter Scanavino: Detective Dominick 'Sonny' Carisi, Jr.

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• Dominick Carisi : Riley, do you know the difference between concurrent and consecutive sentences?

  Amanda Rollins : One means your ass is ours. The other, your ass is ours forever.

• Riley Porter : Because there's no such thing as rape.

  Dominick Carisi : I gotta hear this.

  Riley Porter : It's in the Constitution, right? "All men are created equal." We're entitled to life, liberty, and happiness. And sex makes us happy.

• Dominick Carisi : Hey guys, I think we got a real problem here. Now, I put the names Chad and Stacey through RTC, Accurint, TLO. I got nothing. Then I tried the Dark Web. A lot of stuff came up. Now, the name Stacey is not a specific person. A Stacey is any woman that an incel wants but cannot get.

  Odafin Tutuola : Because of guys they call Chads?

  Dominick Carisi : Exactly.

  Amanda Rollins : That guy in Toronto, he was an incel.

  Dominick Carisi : He's their patron saint. I mean, this guy drove a van through a crowd of people because he wasn't getting any.

  Odafin Tutuola : There's absolutely no reason for anybody to be involuntarily celibate. That's why God invented hookers.

• Dominick Carisi : You got a lot of people trying to sneak into these parties?

  Tate Brightman : Well, at one party, I had over a thousand applicants. I max out at 200.

  Dominick Carisi : Well, what happens to the other 800?

  Tate Brightman : Well, they drink their sorrows away on Second Avenue with the rest of the losers.

  Odafin Tutuola : Keep a record of these "losers"?

  Tate Brightman : Hmm. All submissions are confidential.

  Odafin Tutuola : You know, I'm no lawyer, but I've never heard of pimp/john confidentiality.

• Dominick Carisi : If everybody has to sign in, then how'd the pizza guy get upstairs without you knowing?

  Keyshawn : Sometimes it gets really busy with deliveries. He must've slipped by. Happens.

  Amanda Rollins : Maybe you took a walk for a cigarette, a cup of coffee, smoke a joint?

  Keyshawn : I do my job.

  Amanda Rollins : Yeah? 'Cause a stranger walked through your doors right there, beat up one of your tenants, raped another one. So I wouldn't count on keeping this job for too long.

• Dominick Carisi : Well, here's the thing, Riley. We're gonna check your alibi. We're gonna pull your cell phone records, and all those street security cameras? We're going to check those too. And if you were anywhere near Beth Palmer's apartment last Tuesday, you're gonna be pursuing happiness in Ossining for the rest of your life.

• Olivia Benson : Hey, how'd we do?

  Dominick Carisi : We got a Chad, but no Stacey.

  Amanda Rollins : The guy took it pretty far if it's a case of mistaken identity.

  Olivia Benson : Okay, Fin, Carisi, check every pizza joint within a thirty-block radius. Rollins, let's talk to the luckiest Chad on the planet.

• Jake Sanders : Go ahead, check. The gun's perfectly legal.

  Dominick Carisi : There is no way that an aerobics instructor like you got a carry license in New York City. And even if you did, you're not allowed to smack someone in the head with it.

• Tate Brightman : It's like a traveling party. I rent out a restaurant or a club for the night.

  Dominick Carisi : And people pay you for this?

  Odafin Tutuola : You're a pimp.

  Tate Brightman : They pay me to make sure that they're mingling with the right sort of people.

  Odafin Tutuola : With the right-sized bank accounts.

  Tate Brightman : That helps.

  Dominick Carisi : Beth Palmer sells shoes.

  Tate Brightman : That's only part of the formula.

• Riley Porter : You're dreaming.

  Dominick Carisi : Oh am I? Well, I got a whole room of computer geeks who that would say different.

• Dominick Carisi : [reading from the Incel computer chat room]  "Phallus Power."

  Odafin Tutuola : Don't say that too loud, bro.