Henry Danger (TV Series)

Love Bytes (2019)

Michael D. Cohen: Schwoz

Quotes 

• Schwoz : Hey, vhere did everybody go?

  Halley : Oh, they said they hated you, they're not your friends anymore, and then they left.

  Schwoz : That doesn't sound like them.

  Halley : But before that, Henry said "Feels gooood," Jasper tried to lick his own elbow, Charlotte said "I told you so," and Ray made fun of your accent.

  Schwoz : Now that sounds like them.

• Halley : Dhat's the dumbest most beautiful thing anybody's ever done for me.

  Halley : What?

  Henry Hart : Yeah, what?

  Ray Manchester : Are you wearing makeup?

  Schwoz : Of course I am. We're taking wedding pictures. I want my eyes to pop.

• [Jasper thanks Halley for saving his life] 

  Halley : Don't thank me. Thank Schwoz for creating me. He's a genius.

  Schwoz : Aw, I bet you say that to all your programmers.

  Halley : Only the cute ones.

• [Schwoz reveals his cube] 

  Jasper Dunlop : What is it?

  Ray Manchester : Is it for sword practice?

  Schwoz : Vell, technically anything can be used for sword practice.

  Ray Manchester : That's right. Put that cube on your head.