- Schwoz: Hey, vhere did everybody go?
- Halley: Oh, they said they hated you, they're not your friends anymore, and then they left.
- Schwoz: That doesn't sound like them.
- Halley: But before that, Henry said "Feels gooood," Jasper tried to lick his own elbow, Charlotte said "I told you so," and Ray made fun of your accent.
- Schwoz: Now that sounds like them.
- Halley: Dhat's the dumbest most beautiful thing anybody's ever done for me.
- Halley: What?
- Henry Hart: Yeah, what?
- Ray Manchester: Are you wearing makeup?
- Schwoz: Of course I am. We're taking wedding pictures. I want my eyes to pop.
- [Halley orders Schwoz to kill Ray and Henry]
- Henry Hart: Don't do it, Schwoz.
- Halley: Do it, Schwoz.
- Henry Hart: Don't.
- Halley: Pick up the sword, Schwoz.
- Ray Manchester: Winning this contest has been my dream since I heard about it earlier today, but now that I hold this prized chip in my hand, I realize that the most important chip... is friend-ship.
- Halley: Your dumb friend is a threat to the Man Cave. He must be eliminated.
- Jasper Dunlop: What did I do?
- Halley: Not you. The one with the sword.
- [Schwoz reveals his cube]
- Jasper Dunlop: What is it?
- Ray Manchester: Is it for sword practice?
- Schwoz: Vell, technically anything can be used for sword practice.
- Ray Manchester: That's right. Put that cube on your head.
- Ray Manchester: You guys notice anything different about me?
- Henry Hart: [not looking] D'you get a haircut?
- Charlotte Page: [not looking] Lose weight?
- Jasper Dunlop: [not looking] Nose job?
- Ray Manchester: I bought a sword.
- [alarmed, they all look]