- Ray Manchester: All I know is that there is absolutely no downside to these tunnels.
- Henry Hart: None.
- Jasper Dunlop: At all.
- Charlotte Page: [espying a group of underground dwellers] Guys!
- Henry Hart, Jasper Dunlop: Hmmm?
- Schwoz: Mole people!
- Henry Hart: Hey, look. A downside.
- [when light returns, Charlotte finds Schwoz in her arms]
- Charlotte Page: What is wrong with you?
- Schwoz: I'm afraid of the dark.
- Charlotte Page: Well, there's light now.
- Schwoz: Sometimes it's just nice to be held.
- Ray Manchester: What I do care about is that you mole people are in our tunnels. Now, GET outta here!
- Mole Queen: "YOUR" tunnels?
- Ray Manchester: Yeah.
- Mole Queen: Our mole fathers dug these tunnels centuries ago.
- Ray Manchester: Well, we found 'em hours ago, so that means they're ours.
- Schwoz: Yeah, 'cause that's how America verks.
- Ray Manchester: [counting up Jasper's infractions] Two and a half.
- Jasper Dunlop: No such thing as a half-strike.
- Ray Manchester: Now you're back to three, chief! One more strike and you're in the penalty box.
- Jasper Dunlop: What sport is this?